My Vagina Says

One of my last posts, Vagina Says…, was a real hit with girls and boys alike.  So I thought I’d add this page for all of my awesome readers!

Send me an e-mail to koorvah_alex@yahoo.com and tell me what your vagina says…

I’ll start it off with some of my favorites from that post.

Would you mind if I got a little wet before you jam yourself inside of me?  I mean, I haven’t even had my coffee yet today.

How many fingers does this guy have?  Is he using two hands?  Did someone else come in when I wasn’t looking?  I’m not a puppet for Christ’s sake!

I’m over here idiot!  Not there!  Here!  Left! No, MY left!  Jesus, is this your first time?

Ohhhhhh, that feels good… hmmmmm good, slow, slow, fast, fast, faster that’s it, right there, don’t stop. I’m cummmmmmming……

Another one?  Today?  Are you serious?  I’m going to get a bladder infection you bitch!

Hello… hey mouth, a little help here?  Or how about a hand?  Literally!  Do I always have to do all the work?

Up and down, up and down… Let’s get physical, physical… I love Olivia Newton John and I’m getting into this.  Come on baby give it to me… don’t you dare cum yet.

Nice hands…. MMmmmmmmmm…. and put your finger… oh yeah… you don’t need any direction from….. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh……………………………………

I’m sorry, I must have fallen asleep, who’s in me now?

Stay right where you are, the neighbor around the corner doesn’t like visitors… ever.  No she wasn’t winking at you… yes I’m sure.

Hello!!!!! Get this plastic bag out of me! What am I….a garbage can now?

Just ignore her…She’s only nice from the waist down…You obviously haven’t read her blog.

For all the work I do the least you could do is buy me some minked lined panties. Why do the feet get all the good stuff?

 

Your Turn!!!!

kisses,

Alex

 
From Lori….

Mine says quite often actually “tonight? maybe…please? Come on it’s right there I can see it!!! Why won’t he get over here! HELLO!!!! Please!! I am begging!”